My Interview With Australian President

Day 2,444, 12:36 Published in Nigeria Nigeria by Bob Wu
Mr Sherlock Holmes is the Australian President. As his term comes to an end I ask him a few questions


Me: How are you today?

Sherlock: I'm good thanks, tired from all the late night supplying Aussie battles, and a little annoyed they didn't succeed, but humbled by all the support we got!

Me: As an outsider looking in on Australia what are the most important things to know about the state of Australia?

Sherlock: They have so many animals that can kill you.

Me: How has your presidential term been so far, and what have you done?

Sherlock: I have tried to remove the Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) from Aussie soil and free our land. I view my term as a failure due to my inability to do this.

Me: Do you plan on doing anything in these next two days?

SherlockMaking FYROM's life hard, trying to take a much weaker country's last core region.

Me: As a Nigerian, we are enemies with Greece, how would you describe Australia's relationship been with Greece?

Sherlock: Greece is our best ally at the moment, they fight so hard for us in our battles, prioritise their campaigns over ours. They help us to stay in Saudi Arabia and are a wonderful ally!

Me: As president, what would you like to be known for?

Sherlock: I would have really liked to be known for removing at least on aggressor from Australia, but that boat has long set sail :/

Me: Is there anything else you'd like to add?

Sherlock: Respect those who respect you, all those who send you hate, abuse, and retarded messages are not better than you, don't stoop to their level- they may be arrogant now, but they will fall!

Me:Thanks a lot

Sherlock: Cheers mate!



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