More Random Quotes of Wisdom

Day 2,765, 01:22 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by tommot
More Random Quotes of Wisdom

As i have writen before in this article, I will share some interesting facts and words of wisdom. I found most of these things all over the internet.
But first...

Some things some of you might consider epiphanies.
12 funny epiphanies on everyday life
◊ Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time.
◊ People who say they can’t cook are basically confessing that they can’t follow instructions.
◊ The first guy who ever heard a parrot speak must have freaked.
◊ In gaming, the “Start” button is mostly used to pause the game.
◊ When the first child is born on Mars, we will have to add Planet of Birth to our passports.
◊ If I ever start my own dog training business, I’d call it Sit Happens.
◊ Pizza crust is an edible plate to keep your meat and vegetables on.
◊ I have won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio.
◊ If people don’t recognize Clark Kent as Superman because of his glasses, does his eye doctor know his true identity?
◊ Gyms are just rooms full of heavy stuff, that you pay money to lift repeatedly.
◊ Wallets are just pockets that we put in our pockets.
◊ Slang is slang for “short language”.

Do you have an epiphany to add to this list?
Now for the real wisdom...

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Question: Who else said this as well?

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... and never give up!

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That should be the least you can do.

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that's good.

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Well, this is all for now.
I'll make another one with a little bit more in it next time.

later!
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