More Alliance News?!
JackTrout
More Breaking News in e-Global Alliances!
The Oreo Alliance recently held an executive meeting attended by no one. A member of the group’s Supreme Lord High Executive Big Honcho Chiefboss Council admitted the low attendance may have been due to the extraterrestrial travel requirement…
In other travel-related news, rumours of a vastly strengthened NooBULA Alliance have led the Waldorf-Astoria Alliance to speed up development and testing of their alternative trans-oceanic attack fleet.
The Noobula Alliance has just been joined by Egypt, who are celebrating their entry with an AS on Montenegro. When questioned about this act, Egyptian leaders seemed confused. “Doesn’t everyone fire their guns when they are happy?” Indeed, they do, sirs.
Yet more travel- A recent meeting of Pacifico Alliance members at an undisclosed tropical location has resulted in the alliance being renamed. “We thought we were voting for more beer,” a spokesman admitted, “so we will henceforth be known as Cerveza Pacifico Clara.”
Pues, claro. (Well, of course.)
Cheers,
with much love from eAustralia
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Comments
H.A.D. 😘
I hear about Noobula 2nd time at this day 😃
o6.9
I just discovered a secret meeting of four Oreos on my shelf... they are not alive anymore 😶 .
Goodo, they were probably plotting how to join NooBULA, and it's already getting crowded in there... 😃
Nice work, boss 🙂