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Day 330, 09:35 • Published in USA USA • by Kyle321n


I figure since this newspaper is and the GOLD in my account is all going to go once prebeta is over, I might as well use the gold I have now that I'm at level 4 and write an article. I hope you enjoy this paper.

So this world seems pretty sweet. It'll be really interesting once there's some wars.

Here's some pictures from my time when there was war.


This is my good friend John Pope. He did well in Western Theater, but that one lose at Bull Run mars his reputation.


This is Joe Hooker. Yeah, he liked the ladies, but he rarely had to pay for them, if you know what I'm sayin'. He also likes his whiskey strong.


This is Old George Stoneman, not to be confused with Stonewall Jackson, who was actually his roommate at West Point. We would go to that room to... well let's say they don't call it getting stoned for nothing. He later went on to politics, and became the Governor of California.


This is Abner Doubleday, yeah, the guy who invent baseball. Well he actually didn't create it, but people confuse him with that. Little known fact: Before I was married I slept with his wife. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ABNER. She never liked his hair.

I hope you enjoyed my humorous take on some Generals from my day of being a General. Once there's some interesting things to write about with the game I'll definitely be doing that. Until then I might just write a joke article or 2 just to test out formatting and such.

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