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Lol worthy moments

Day 2,696, 21:05 • Published in Australia

• by LostMeMarbles

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Hello and welcome to The Daily Skittle.

Bubble Butt...

JOKES:

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Q: What animal can you never trust?
A: Cheetahs

A girl was singing Milkshake by Kelis and she called her boyfriend and said " My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" she then said "So why aren't you in my yard. We are through!"

Q: Who are the meanest people in the world?
A:Cooks, they beat eggs and whip cream!

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QOM (question of the moment)
Are there any bad (or dirty) jokes you know that people think are bad?
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If you want to anything in this newspaper, just message me at LostMeMarbles or leave a comment and it may end up in an article
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And most important, BE NICE TO PEOPLE
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