Live from the Center of the Irish Coup

Day 2,742, 04:01 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Calum OConnell

I'm hosting this live from the center of Dublin where, what I can only describe as greedy selfish fecking, mercenaries have come from all over the world to fight against Irish freedom! *Huge bang* The Church! The Church has just being hit with what seems to be.... Yes, I'm getting reports that the shell was a dud! Oh thank the good Lord! If this is not a sign that God is on our side than I don't know what to say! A true Irish man would ever turn upon his brothers and sisters! I now ask you to question who this bastard is! Why does he think he can rule over our happy lands?!?! And why he thinks he is better than the English Scum of a King who forced us into slavery! This man is not Irish! He is a demon! A fecking English Dog!

If you stand back and don't even attempt to save our great country then you are nothing more than a back stabbing protestant! God gave the Catholics Ireland and we shall never give up our freedom for some want to be king! So I ask you! From the bottom of my deep deep heart... Throw everything you have at him! Bombs, bullets and men! Spend every last penny to make sure Ireland is safe! I have already used up everyone of my top men defending this great county (god bless their souls). And even if this fecking excuses for a Catholic man wins... We shall take him down! Ireland is free... and it will always be fr- *Huge explosion* Die you fecking English Scum! *Gun shots*

Music playing while we defeat the demon scum

- Calum O'Connell