Life in the Ministry of Education
Day 2,749, 09:02
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by Colin ChipPhilfer Brown
Time for a cheeky article
It’s nearly been a week since I started helping out at the Ministry of Education (MoED) and before the busy RL week begins I thought I would put out a cheeky article before my free time evaporates. Alex is busy at the moment on stuff for MoEd and also in RL so I thought I would publish in my own newspaper rather than see if it can go in the MoEd news.
So here is a piece about my short time as a Deputy Minister in the MoED which I would like to point out may contain bad humour and not be 100% accurate. Also I thought it would be a good chance to mess around with the layout and look of “The Elephant in the Room” and have a go at publishing a cartoon.
Welcome to the poorly cobbled together world of MoEd lacking geometry, perspective and proportion. I am not a graphic designer or artists so excuse the shoddy work.
DISCLAIMER: This cartoon is meant in good humour and no doubt the other Deputy actually has some sort of life outside computer games, lucky get.
Once again that is all from me, I hope you enjoyed my lame humour and the new layout and look of the newspaper. As per please comment, vote, subscribe, etc. and sorry there really is no GIF today.
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Glad you like it, Gonna make a small change to it in next article cos I spotted a little technical glitch with it. So it will just be a tweek or maybe a twerk not sure which yet
Great except you missed the massively, colossal naked Fataliix posters that are stuck up at the government HQ.
One of those times in my life where I simply have too many responses to that. So I will give you my current top 2 and you can decide on which one.
1. Thank God I couldn't find them on Google Images.
2. They were taken down in the MoEd after complaints that it was turned in to a meme which read "Assume the position".
This is a clear violation of cabinet etiquette.
Isn't 'cabinet etiquette' an oxymoran like 'military intelligence'
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you, a noob, helping MoED? congrats on understanding all parts of erep in less than a month.
Yeah Luke I am a noob and I do use the term helping MoEd very loosely. Simply providing some admin assistance to the dept. If i had worked out erep in less than a month I would be a genius
I see. well, it's just being in MoED means you acknowledge the game very well and publish articles with some good advices for young players, also helping them in game.
I expect some good and worthwhile articles in your next articles.. 😛
The Ministry of Education tends to just republish my guides or stay inactive for the whole term, we rarely get new guides nowadays (we've had 1 or 2 who have actually done stuff though). The Ministry of Education educates the ministers in the ministry on how to be good at politics in this game... do nothing...
Was having flashbacks to Humphrey from the Yes Minister & Prime Minister with a comment like that CC. good times. Though we are hurt at the MoEd we are currently trying to reinvent the wheel so it is square. In order to increase maximum inefficientcy in the dept