Joke of the Day - Duty of Wives

Day 661, 04:02 • Published in Australia Australia • by Binda33


Duties of Wives


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had
told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it
took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from England.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all
the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By
the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he
had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.

God Bless Australian Women



Foot note: my hubby said he likes the first two ladies best. lol