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Joke Competition - 150cc Top Prize [Closed]

Dan 1,899, 13:25 Published in United Kingdom Velika Britanija s strani Vault Guy

Hey eRepublikans,

Today I have a quick competition for you.

Simply comment on this article with a joke, and I will reward, what I think are, the 3 best jokes.

Prizes:

Funniest: 150cc
2nd Funniest: 100cc
3rd Funniest: 50cc

Winners will be announced Saturday in an article, along with all of the jokes posted, so be sure to subscribe! (Or not, its up to you. In fact I'm really not fussed, just do what you want with your life.)

Try not to post jokes that are extremely offensive or rude, some people with not much of a sense of humour may take them seriously and be offended by them. Also try to keep it original.

Have A Great Day,

Orangepeel

 

Komentarji

Vault Guy
Vault Guy Dan 1,899, 13:28

Example:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who
....

Jimbobfrey
Jimbobfrey Dan 1,899, 13:41

What's the difference between baked beans and pea soup?

Anyone can bake beans

Emergy Maxfell
Emergy Maxfell Dan 1,899, 13:52

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

surferdude
surferdude Dan 1,899, 17:02

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well .........?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

Lord Cronosyn
Lord Cronosyn Dan 1,899, 20:24

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper. He orders a whiskey, and the barkeep says, "Sure. I'll even give it to you for free, if you tell me what that wheel is all about." The pirate sighs, looks the barkeep in the eyes and says, "Arrr. It's Drivin' me nuts."

Orinocco
Orinocco Dan 1,900, 06:19

Rabbit and bear are taking a dump together in the woods, bear turns to Rabbit and asks, " do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur " and rabbit responds "no", so bear picks up rabbit and wipes his arse with him.

nathaner
nathaner Dan 1,900, 08:14

what did the engineer say to the other engineer when he gave him the 21st armored vehicle prototype ?

"tank u ? "

Commandante Ross
Commandante Ross Dan 1,900, 10:14

The economy module.

FightAndProduce
FightAndProduce Dan 1,900, 14:13

I get more action than Jimmy Saville at a NHS ward.

Inb4printscreenandsomeonedenouncingmeasaofffensivepersonsadfaicsadfaicsadfaic.

 
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