Jimmy Cincinnati for Chairman of a Party in Exile

Day 3,883, 08:44 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati


~Jimmy Cincinnati's Soliloquy~
I've asked the Magic 8-ball if I would win the party presidential election and the omniscient orb has assured me that victory is imminent.
Harambe's Priests have given their blessing, the planets are in the proper alignment and the force is with me. This is my shot!
So, why am I still apprehensive about this?

*Jimmy Cincinnati pulls a swig of Jim Beam.*

~Jimmy Cincinnati's Soliloquy~
How am I going to pull this off? Should I just spill the beans and let things fall where they may? I guess so.

*Jimmy Cincinnati flicks his cigarette and walk out to the stage. He grabs the microphone and begins to speak.*

~Jimmy Cincinnati~
Greetings, fellow travelers. I'm Jimmy Cincinnati and I'm running for Party President.
I'm not even sure what to call the party. Chickenguys keeps changing the name.
Things are bad. We've lost over 50 members and some of them are never coming back. The president deletes our posts, the party has gone through multiple name changes, the alignment is completely reversed, we have no control of who gets into congress or who gets the presidential nomination and our pleas for justice are being ignored.
This needs to change.

I believe we can win back the confidence of our colleagues, we can gain the respect of our peers and we can take back our democratic institutions. I believe we can do this with Jimmy Cincinnati as our Party President.
Vote for Jimmy Cincinnati, on the 15th. I'm on here every day. So, feel free to message me.

*Jimmy Cincinnati points at Maxwell Hanz*

~Jimmy Cincinnati~
Hit it Max!









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PS: I'll have two more articles, before the election. One will have my platform and the other will have my cabinet. Wish me luck, please.