Introduction From a Distant Land

Day 4,818, 15:17 Published in Belgium South Africa by Marmaduke IV


Friends and Strangers,

Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Arch Bishop Marmaduke Exilious Alphonse IV, Ob/Gyn. I come from a distant land known as South Africa where I am the reigning Head Master of Harvad University. One of the great remaining schools that has survived the purges of the Knights Templar.

I come to you as a foreigner, from the distant lands of eSouth Africa. What am I doing here though, browsing houses, perusing the local shops? I am just a simple man trying to make it in this eWorld.

I do hope you make me feel at home. I want to feel welcome, accepted, and respected. I don't expect a 3rd world backwater country such as eBelgium to bow down to me or anything silly like that. But the respect has to be there.

Dictatorships are not cool and that's one of the reasons why I have arrived. Myself and my comrades have been known to be fighters of freedom, and since being welcomed (quite warmly) by members of the Red Squadron, I have heard their pleas, I have learned of their struggles against The Dictatorship. Truly sad stuff, the fascism and the economic plundering of eBelgium by a Taylor Swift impersonator.

Don't mind me, though. I'll just be here watching.



ஜ۩""۩ஜ Exilious est imperare orbi universo! ஜ۩""۩ஜ

~Arch Bishop Marmaduke Exilious Alphonse IV, Ob/Gyn