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Day 2,692, 01:54 • Published in Australia Australia • by LostMeMarbles

Hello and welcome to the latest article from the Daily Skittle
OMG tonight is easter and so excited to eat some f*ing chocolate
So I thought I would say one thing
I LOVE ME SOME F*ING CHOCOLATE
QOM (question of the moment)
Are a chocolate lover? Or are you allergic?
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