I’m hard on the outside, but soft and gooey on the inside. (PP article)

Day 1,054, 19:53 • Published in USA USA • by Pheno Sony

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Btw, CivilAnarchy mentioned that I needed to add some really hot chicks in my article to get some attention. So enjoy.


Greetings! I’m Pheno Sony and I’m running for Party President for the UIP. What does this mean? Well this means that I want to be the leader of a party of independents. Ain’t that just the bee’s knees?

There might be some questions you’re thinking of. Probably the most common question is “Why do you want to run for PP?"


(This one's for the ladies out there....)

Well, the reason I want to run for the Party President seat is a simple one. I can do it. Hell, I've ALREADY done it, with Justin McCravok arm in arm. While being a Co-PP with Justin, I personally restarted 3 programs within the UIP that were starting to fall. I not only started them up, but I personally kept them up throughout the term. Lately, I’ve done very little work (comparatively) since that Co-PP term, and I know i can do more. I’ve worked hard to get here, and I can work even harder to make the UIP even greater then it already is. Basically, I’ve done it before and can do it again.



Another question that flies around is “What can you offer the UIP?” At the risk of sounding like a prostitute, I can offer myself. I spend over 5 hours DAILY on eRepublik, I’ve put in COUNTLESS hours of work into UIP, and I’m almost always available for my members to contact with, via Facebook, Cell phone, email, etc. And that’s just my activity count! I have experience with elections, membership, Party relations, New player help, politics, and military. Basically, I can do it all. There’s very little about party positions that I don’t know what to do with them. Basically, I have the experience to be PP.



I’ve worked really hard to get here. From 6 months ago when I first joined the UIP, to a month ago when I Co-PP’d with Justin, and now where I’ll go alone. I’m honestly extremely excited to become Party President of such an amazing party.


Sometimes, you just gotta chill