I'm Running for PP!

Day 1,424, 12:31 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by Devoid

Of the Albanian Unity Party.

Why? Let me tell you a story.

I once dreamed that I had been chosen as the RL American ambassador to Albania. I arrived and faced something of a culture shock. The land was heavily forested and muddy, and quite rustic altogether. I was given a small cabin in the woods and set about my business.

I already knew the language, thankfully, and I found the people very welcoming and friendly. I developed a great relationship with the people, and taught them the joys of American football, and they accepted me as a great friend and even a leader.

But then one day, the British ambassador showed up, and he was a jerk. He had a big mansion in the woods and caused all sorts of trouble. So I rallied the people and made him leave. After this incident, I was recalled back to the United States, but I refused. I told them that my place was with the Albanian people, and that I was going to stay. And I lived with them happily ever after.



None of this reflects RL. I don't speak Albanian, and I know very little about their country, but I enjoyed it. And I certainly mean the Albanians no offense or harm by running for their PPhood.

Vote for me. I have some really cool dreams.




Albania has a p cool flag