I have risen...

Day 1,119, 19:50 • Published in USA USA • by Pheno Sony

….”It’s so dark in here.....Why am i wrapped in cloth for the dead?.....Am......Am I dead?” I sat up slowly, letting the cloth fall off of me. I sat up in the pitch dark. I blinked many times to try to bring back my sight. The ceiling was close to my head. It was cold. And dark. I called out for anybody else. My answer was only my own echo reaching my ears. I blinked a few more times, willing my eyes to be able to see something. Anything. It took a few minutes to be able to see anything. It felt like hours.



I sat up. My stiff legs nearly gave up, but I worked through them to stand up. I had to squat to not hit my head. I did a 360 around to search for something. All i saw were little beams of light coming out from a rock. I tried to rush over there, but my tired body would only let me slowly walk. I was approaching the light beams slowly. I finally arrived to them I stopped to take a break. My lungs hurt. It took effort to breath. I looked over the light beams slowly. It didn’t look like there were cracks in the cave wall...But a huge boulder in front of an opening. It hurt my brain thinking about moving the rock. But knew what I had to do. With great amount of effort and pain, I pushed with all my weight onto the rock. It slowly budged. Faster and faster did it start moving. With great amount of light flooding the now visible cave, I closed my weary eyes and continued to push, exclaiming great amounts of grunting. With one final shove, the boulder was moved enough for me to slip of the side. I panted for a few seconds before moving my body out of the cave. I opened my eyes. I was free.



With the death and rise of Pheno Sony(myself), I have this one question for the Libertarian party. Can you really kill your banana lord?