I found this to be funny
O'Darth McVader
Protip to our potus: don't get impeached. pull a nixon and resign! at least you can then say "Fuck you, I quit!"
I. Peace with Ireland
-Prevented further swaps inside the United States involving the United States, Ireland, Canada, and Poland; a MAJOR strategic error
II. Failure to Communicate with Public
-Very few articles, most pointedly there was a lack of articles preparing the public for the coming invasion, and to announce his failure to secure a deal to rent a high titanium region from Canada
-Released one yesterday that was basically “You’re still a bro even though I fucked you”
-Few public forum posts
-Lack of public IRC conversation
III. Making Fionia the only person to have his account info
-Lack of access puts country at risk when quick action is required for the safety of America and her allies.
-Fionia is to blame for the failure of the USA with regards to Ireland
-Giving him/her access but not giving him/her any power to make decisions
IV. Not attacking FER to prevent loss of California and possibly South Dalmatia
-Severely damaged our relations for months
-Pissed me off
V. Incompetent administration
-Newfag MoFA
-No transparency from anyone
-Dis-organised
VI. California Evacuation
-Failed to begin California evacuation until after state was lost
-Articles to evacuate came from private citizens and other cabinet members; no direct mention by POTUS that most valuable and populated region was lost until it was too late
With the passing of this impeachment an in-game impeachment will be proposed on Day 982 and if passed will make Killingtime the President of the United States for the remainder of the July term.
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impeachmentmaxxx!
Good article. But do you know about my Phoenix spy partners- loserhailose, PizzatheHut and chickenguys?
Supporting Pizza the Hut, loserhailose, chickenguys and myself is supporting Treason against the United States. Support all four of us because we are here to misguide and misdirect newbies. Pizza the Hut and myself also makes dozens of multies everday because we have no life.
Vote Republican Party! Vote Phoenix! Because treason is my and Pizza the Hut's modus operandi. 😛
ehhhhh. who is you high commands? i work for battalgazi.
This article looks like I have seen it before, oh, idk... Henry from Congress? :/
yea. i cuntpasted it
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