I'm running for congress in Cork!

Day 1,525, 13:27 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Patrick O'leary

I figured out where I am running for congress. It’s Cork. Just letting you all know in the slim hope that one of you will think… I’m going to vote for whoever THIS article says to vote for, wherever they are located. Good plan, if I do say so myself. I guess I should tell you some of my plans.

- I plan on voting either Yes or No on laws, depending on how I see fit.
- Occasionally I will go on the FORUM
- I will follow our MoImm Bassy’s advice on who to let into this country
- I will wave my inflated ego in the face of whoever displeases me.
o (Well, screw you too, I am a congress member, and you will feel Ireland’s wrath if you do not do what I say!)



In case you didn’t get it, those plans are all fictitious. It’s a joke.



And now, for something completely different.

As you may know, I consider myself IA, LA, and ICA affiliated. It has occurred to me, that since I am no longer Minister of Defense or DMoD, I have no ties to the Irish Army. This is a problem. I enjoyed having the experience of being in 3 different groups of people at a time. Not sure why, maybe I’m using this game as a surrogate social life.

This brings me to the secondary point of this article. I’m not sure which group to join, or if they will even let me in. I will follow their orders, but I’m not sure about the avatar. I kinda like mine… Anyways, who should I join? There’s EAMU, Libertad, and whatever this 5GTA thing is. That’s where, you, the readers, get to choose. I’ll run a random number generator and follow that comments advice. Sound fair?