Hi Restive. Met me yet, darling?
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by ashphalt
Hello people. I play eRepublik with all fellow eIndians. Lots of love comes. You all wonderful brother, sister. Me is n00b in eRepublik. Me curry favour with CP 😉
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Currently he sitting on bed with me saying he disown me nice Indian sister. He also threaten spank spank.
All right. So crap aside, hello folks. Its been coming for a long time and today, thanks to Restive, I finally got the kick I needed to start putting something out.
As part of BRATS, I will keep sending updates regarding our awesome eIndian n00bs. I will also ensure that any person who dares to put out absolute crap (kachra, kooda) on the media and term it news or an update WILL BE PUT ON MY LIST OF SHAME. As the current First Lady I believe eIndia has a lot more to do with its time than having to deal with 'eIndian' candidates who don't really campaign or interact with eHindustaan, then have a blue fit when they don't win the elections and then try to redeem themselves in everyone's eyes by laying out new stances in every single comment to their terrible (ghatiya, chutiya, bakwaas*, jhaantu but not Kismu) articles.
The issue that I have today extends beyond the fact that Restive questions my man's integrity. Its with the fact that if you want to be Party President, saale dhang ke deshbhakt banna seekhle (learn to be a decent patriot). An article that is not clear on:
1. The number of votes received by Restive 'hisself'
2. 'Our Useless President ArawnLives Who Is So Weak And Untrue To India And All His Team' details.
3. Figuring out who did what (inclusive of the number of times he kicked himself in the arse while commenting)
4. Our vision to 'Destroy India'
5. His grammar (Mother English died today)
6. Punctuation (I might start giving classes you know, could do with the money - Restive darling don't you have lots of gold?)
7. Let's not go there any further.
doesn't deserve to be out there.
I think this is an opportune time to also put forth my interest in being the spokesperson for the BRATS MU (Xordin's permission pending but I'm sure he'll grant it) (Xordin 😃
).
Restive and the entire bunch of idiots who keep hanging around trying to mess up with the eIndian ranks need to get one thing straight. If you want to actually get somewhere, try being a part of eHindustaan. You make us laugh, I'll give you that (I haven't laughed this much since the last time ArawnLives tickled me - oops! too much said). Infact you do a jolly good job of it and I will grant you the private post of the court jester. You guys will be a smash at our next Cabinet dinner. But do note, I do not appreciate a drop in quality. Better live up to it and continue with the gags because your janta (entourage) seems to have gotten one thing right (FINALLY). Do make me laugh more often. I might eventually be nice to you.
Ok guys. Toodles. B'bye Restive. You deserve a special mention.
POST SCRIPT:
Running translation in HINDI for Restive. I hope you learnt something by reading this. We have also provided you with synonyms to help with your fluency.
Note the asterisks specify apt spellings.
Translation in English for the benefit of our 'man', Alector.
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you Erep Birth :Mar 14, 2012 and level 27 !!! from whom you got order to write this article and how many gold have they gave you?they dont have power to talk to me straight... they afraid of me.this is my power...i just laugh at this article...hahaha
Restive, this is my girlfriend. She didn't let me write a response until she wrote one. I am writing one now, you can wait for it. It'll have nice pictures for which you won't have to exercise your limited linguistic skills.
lol at restive! our fail fuhrer!
hahaha .first erepublik article and 0 subscribe....see our president...he tell her girlfriend to write article...hahaha...
Go Ashphalt! Put der Fuhrer in his place! : D
@Restive: Actually, Ashphalt wears the trousers. Arawn couldn't order her about for neither love nor money. xD
Alector - She might wear the trousers, but you certainly wear the skirts. xD
@Restive....Out of concern shown by YOU...I just spoke to Arawn on video conference and checked his passport too...and I can confirm that he has what appears to be a genuine Indian (real) passport....unless he has PTOed the real Indian Govt too....
wow xordin was here!
The point is Restive, despite the fact that I'm still a n00b, a lot of people here do consider me an actual Indian citizen who doesn't need to write to earn her gold in this land. I choose to write for a player I ,and all of eIndia, place their trust in. I do not need subscribers or votes to put my point across.
In short, I don't need fake numbers to depict the truth with the necessary power. Better learn that if you wish to survive here.
better better article....
ShockWavve was here
Guessit was here
Restive, Mon Dieu, Tu ne comprehends pas !! Tu es tres fou !
(Gives a bit of kick, when you insult in french)
~~ A proud French learner 😛
survive here?ha ha ha.i am living here In Bangalore...Come and Visit me Darling
neenu kannadiga? nav belgavige hogona!
Houda Restive? Naanu D.K alli iddene. And BTW asphalt Good going. LVL 27 in 6 months. That's impossible from my side. :/ Impossible as in never easy and i hope that you may be better. As for restive. For once pls rest or else go to the IRC man!!!! It's soo irritating to read the long line of comments which i try to read(i HATE reading long things believe me) but to no end. the IRC is meant for this. Just go to the IRC restive. I don't like eIndia breaking like this just for conspiracies.
Dear Rohan...you are true.aap sach kehta hai ji,i will come to IRC as soon as possible.i am anser all questions.i dont want any trouble for india as i am indian soldier.i will do my best for Bharat.jai hind
that's a great start!
Restive you are an idiot. Stop screwing around and face up to your crap like a man. The next time you call me darling, you will be chewing your own teeth for dinner. I am only one man's darling here.
Second, you do not have a trustworthy eIndian identity. You randomly come out of nowhere, crib, cry, wet your pants, but have barely done anything constructive for the nation.
You also post a goddamn number from maharashtra, claim falsely that its yours and then say that you want to meet me in bangalore?
Dude what are you trying to prove? You are an ass. Trust me I believe it. You don't have to try harder to prove it to me or to eIndia. We do not welcome fakers. Or liars. Or people who don't know how to respect individuals and hold their own. eIndia deserves better.
wow no response from restive for 4 hours, what could have happened?
ashphalt - nice summary there, hope to read more articles by you...
Restive, just give up man, you bring down your reputation (if you even had any) with every single post, stop posting for your own sake!
i bought my number From pune darling.i were studing there in pune university near e square Cinema.dont waste your time here .i am real indian and i will do my best for Bharat.
and by the way please have some politeness...if i use bad words too here will be Dustbin.be Polite Darling
Get on IRC Restive. We are all waiting restlessly for you...🙂