Funny Citizenship Requests [Part 8]

Day 2,341, 08:21 Published in USA USA by ubuntu21


hey ya folks,
hope you'll enjoy another series of my "Funny Citizenship Requests". My last series appeared about two – three weeks ago. I am sorry you'd to wait so long.
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But before starting the actual topic, see some sexy bodies first...






Immigration Office of the United States of America
robb3n, Citizen of Turkey
"I like your political views. I wanna being a part of your power. We will do best things together."
Congressman: Hi robb3n, as there are lots of different parties in the USA, I am interested in what you mean by „your political views“. There are lots of different opinions of how to rule a country and stuff like that. Rejected by now.

Sir Earl Sofiane Richa, Citizen of Egypt
"i'm amirican men i'm teacher in economy and politics"
Congressman: No, you're not american. You pretend to be.

GeoGeneral, Citizen of Germany
"- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I won green card 😁"
Congressman: Yes, you indeed did win one. Congratulations to our latest winner of the monthly Green Card.


Immigration Office of Poland
Pats Sau Normalus, Citizen of Lithuania
"Hello, I would like to become a Polish citizen, because I want True Patriot medals. Thank you!"
Congressman: Achieving True Patriot medals is also possible if you're citizen of Lithuania. I don't see a reason for granting citizenship.


Immigration Office of Hungary
Eric Brogar, Citizen of Israel
"http://m.cdn.blog.hu/ma/majsz/image/lastzs2.JPG Maybe this is me? Gimme citizenship it will be fun! 🙂"
Congressman: Or maybe it's not you.


Immigration Office of Indonesia
Radmila81, Citizen of Phillipines
"Can u approve my cs request because i have nice boobs???"
Congressman: Where is the proof? I believe you're some fat boy trying to fool us.


Immigration Office of the United Kingdom
DaedalusOfCipelici, Citizen of Phillipines
"Can u approve my cs request because i have nice eyes???"
Congressman: You guys from Cipelici HQ are quite creative asking for citizenship requests... „I have nice boobs“, „I have nice eyes“... next one has got nice legs? You're trying to form a NICE body?


Immigration Office of Colombia
VolCaNoiD.OpS, Citizen of Greece
"Hello i am friend with skunki.OpS and he told me to request for Cs. As you can see both of us have the 'OpS' so he is something more than friend. i can't without him!!!"
Congressman: It costs 5G to change the name for the first time. Kill yourself if you can't without him.


Immigration Office of Estonia
ErosBVB, Citizen of Albania
"I want to fight more for croatia and want the CZ Thx. o/"
Congressman: This is the Immigration Office of Estonia. I believe, you're lost. Have a look on the map, Croatia is near Serbia. Get some geographical skills man.


Immigration Office of Greece
montserrati, Citizen of Egypt
"we want to see new countries and i want to help to do this countries biggest"
Congressman: Hi montserrati, Greece is NOT new to the game, also Greece is already a big country.







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