For Your Consideration on Election Day

Day 1,280, 05:53 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Devoid

Hai.



I won't promise to:

1) Fix the currency





2) Conquer Ireland





3) Give out puppies to all who vote for me









What I will do if electe😛

1) Work for economic reform, including but not limited to liberalization of trade.





2) Be a voice of reason in the ongoing arguments about military structuring and reforms.





3) Frequently insult our enemies.








I'm running in London on the APP ballot, and you should consider voting for me.