Finally: the UK actually retaliates.

Day 1,847, 13:39 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Topdop

As most of those reading this article probably know, the country of Belgium staged an attack against the United Kingdom's East of England a couple of days ago. This attack was an epic fail on the part of the Belgians, and the UK is retaliating.

How, one may ask? By trying to destroy their region of Flanders. Belgium is currently a two-region nation, so destroying Flanders would be devastating. However, it signifies a turning point in our country's history: we are now willing to retaliate against our enemies, staging an offensive attack instead of merely defending our regions and remaining at peace all other times.

Now, I will admit, attacking our fine country isn't really all that common either. Therefore, if we were attacked more often, more nations would be being conquered by the UK, and we would be more like Polan😛 overly expanded from our original borders.

Of course, Belgium recently declared the UK their Natural Enemy. Therefore, disregarding the East of England War, attacking Flanders really isn't that irrational. However, it remains a turning point in our history, and this has to be pointed out.

This article was written by Topdop, who resides in London.