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Dear readers,

Please find my latest intelligence report, as I look behind the curtain between eUSA and the rest of the world.

Some of you may know, this week I visited the deprived eUSA to help liberate less fortunate countries than ourselves - countries without the means to protect themselves from the barbarians' raids.

Leader

Gnilraps would appear to be the leader to have successfully united the American tribes. I was unable to find any communications from his office, which would indicate he is a man(?) far detached from his people.

I was able to discover that he is some kind of far-left prolitarean dictator. Influence of the eUS has weakened under his iron rule, creating a state similar to that of the late USSR in its dying years. I hope to find out more soon about this shadowy figure.

City

I spent some time in the current eUS capital of Colorado. I expected to find a bustling hub at the centre of eUS society. All I found was suffering and poverty...


The start to a working morning - a typical beginning to the day of an ordinary eAmerican


I was able to get a sneak peek inside one of these communes, to find a large security presence. Not keep the world out, but keeping the workers out of the world.

Popular Culture

The masses in the eAmerican society are led by a strange old man, who would appear to be called Donald Trump. In eAmerican media you'll find many references to their cult leader, as many aspire to be like him.


Many believe him to beyond a mere man - have I uncovered his secret to success?


One of many popular quotes by this popular figure

I found him unwelcoming to outsiders. I avoided this man.

Military Strength

My primary goal was to investigate the military strength of this former power, to see just how far behind the rest of the world it has fallen..


Mounted guns - the pinnacle of eUS military innovation in recent years.

Conclusion

It is safe to assume that we have nothing to fear from these neighbouring menaces - eThailand is too great.