eSA Mortal Kombat 3 First Round Results Part 2

Day 2,000, 01:27 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Badger06






Here's how it turned out.

Angel with Attitude (0) vs Seisan (5😉

Result: Angel came out with to much attitude, after spitting in Seisan face and getting a cheap blow in. Seisan pounced upon Angel and gouged out his eyes, and watched as he stumbled of the cliff.

Allen Webster(5) vs Wilpanzer(1)

Result: I a scene straight out of Call of Duty, this was quite an exciting show down, with stun grenades being chucked willy nilly. It was Allen that emerged out the smoke cloud with a knife dripping of blood.

Rico Suave (5) vs Numbfaceclown(3)

Result: Rico Suave came out swinging, and swing he did. The marshalls had to come in to stop him after about 5 minutes of it there was not much left to distinguish of Numbfaceclown

Hamilton Moore(5*😉 vs Nickerball (4)

Result: In a closely fought contest, Hamilton beat eSA's mom down, she did leave him badly scarred and last we saw he was hiding out in a cabin in the woods, apparently to badly disfigured to face the public.

Badger06(5😉 vs Jason "The Shadow" Peterson(4)

Result:Badger had to put everything out there to avoid death at the hands of Jason "The Shadow" Peterson. How do u kill a shadow. Apparently you urinate on it until it drowns.

Crumoet (5) vs Henock Haukongo(2)

Result: Henock came out rambling on about false truths and accusing Crumoet of many things, one of them being that the looked fat in spandex. Crumoet shouted "Enough" and b***h slapped his opponents head clean of.

Vroteier9(2😉 vs Enriche2Ribiero(5)

Result: We will never quite know how vroteier lost this one. A couple seconds in the ground collapsed beneath the two and Ricky was the only one who ever made the swim back.

Mr. Wet (3*😉 vs Wacky368 (5)

Result: Mr. Wet seemed to have this one all wrapped up but got distracted by Wacky's lack of clothing. In this moment of distraction wacky, broke of a branch from a nearbye tree and impaled Mr Wet upon it.

Sora Storm(5) vs Candy Killer(3)

Result: Cany had returned from the dead for this fight, unfortunately for him, his return was short lived, as Sora peppered him with an array of arrows, each thudding in more furiously than the last.

Tenshibo(5) vs Enbaros(3)

Result: Enabros was on top early game, spinning and dancing and generally just kicking Ten's ass all over the place. Unfortunatelt for Enbaros though, one of his kicks sent Ten stumbling into a Swag booster, with his super powered Swag Tenshibo Ripped off Enbaros's leggs and beat him to death with them.

Kaptein Balsak(3**😉 vs Vanessa1309(5)

Result: Vee showed that she still is a force to be dealt with as she quickly dispatched of Kaptein Balsak by crushing his head between her thighs. Replays show he was smiling at the time of his death.

Uber Kiko(2**😉 vs Darth Veschy(5)

Result: Kiko cam out guns ablazing, unfortunately for him he soon grew tired and Veschy who was annoyed at being tagged the underdog in the fight ripped Kiko's spine from him.

Joesph Rich(4) vs Samurai02(5)

Result: Samurai came out tops in this one, due to the fact that JR seemed to have nothing to defend himself but a smug look. Samurai quickly chopped him up into fine slices, that looked strangely like sushi/

Leon Reno(5) vs Madalin Mastertrap(2)

Result: Leon seeming to have picked up on Rico's tactics to clubbed his opponent to death but stopped short to skin the lion and take his fur as a coat. When asked about this he said "What? It gets cold in the Free State and winter is coming"

Cr4fter(5) vs Edjatful (3)

Result: Cr4fter went pure savage on our current CP, something about him being upset that extra tax's were imposed on Ari's crazy deals.

Puppetmaster(5) vs b] Alfredo the Sauce(3)[/b]

Result: Using a mixture of stealth and illusions, Puppetmaster managed to trick Alfredo into a pit of spikes. Although heftilly skewered, his guitar was undamaged

Stay tuned as the round of 16 fixtures releases Wednesday, hopefully.