eMarriage
Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris
While on my first day at parliament I ran into another deputy, her name was Anahi Harrison. Our eyes met and I went over to talk to her. We instantly hit it off. There was definitely some chemistry there. Things escalated rather quickly and by the end of the day we were in eEngaged (that's right we are not heathens, we get married first)
Our eLove is strong as it has grown quickly these past few hours. Some may say we are rash, the typical young kids rushing into things. Well we do not care, we know what we want and out going for it.
*switching era now*
Besides I need a strong and intelligent woman that can help me run my legions on the front.
We move fast and our wedding will be on day 1,908 (Saturday) on IRC (channel #priest)
All our welcome to come and share in our undying eLove and to show your respects to the new power couple.
In the spirit of our new eLove I will award 2 gold to the Bard (Spamicans?) who can write the best piece of wrtten words that speaks the eLove that we share.
In Honour of our Union and to show my commitment I will donate 5 gold to my eFiancés newly established Hope for Tomorrow foundation (to be donated after marriage, would not want her ton run off before the wedding)
This is me eyeing-down an ostrich that I'm about to take for the Roman wedding parade
Strength and Honour
p.s. if anyone breaks up our union they will become the Commodus to my Maximus
Comments
\o/ yay eMarriage.
w...t...f is happening to peoples minds?
: D
Congrats...
Good time
William Parrish, 'Meet Joe Black': "Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived. "
\o/ yay eMarriage. x2
w...t...f is happening to peoples minds? x2
w...t...f is happening to peoples minds? x3
well, this escalated quickly...
Ah the merry heady joys of youthful politics! A love bonded ever stronger by surviving together the virulent insults of opponents, his manly sweat mingling with her sweet, tender sweat during the long summer afternoon debates, crammed together on not enough seats. Tis a marvellous miracle of man and Lord when true love is formed after a mere guilty glance over dinner with brown-paper-parcel lobbyists! God's speed, good sir, and may the whip bless you!
I need love, love
To ease my mind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
But mama said
You can't hurry love
No, you just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
Its a game of give and take
Also wisemen sing only fools rush in !
Love is in the Air!
Now Maximus is a hard working young man and his PP made these comments:
‘Working with groom is like working with God. He’s rarely seen, he’s holier than thou and if he does any work it’s a bloody miracle.’
WORDS OF WISDOM
Now, coming towards the end of my speech, it is customary for me to offer the happy couple some words of wisdom. So…
To Anahi…
Remember that men are like a fine wine…
They start out like grapes…
And it is your job to stamp on them in the dark until they turn into something you would like to have dinner with.
To Maximus…
By coincidence, women too are like a fine wine…
They start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind…
And then they turn full bodied with age, and eventually give you a splitting headache!
I wish the best for you both and am so very happy and honored to be here to witness true love.
Your greatest fan
Kevin
^ true words from a real priest?
lol, happy weddings. Can I be the flower girl 😶
Can I be the maid of honour? Pleaseeeeeee??????
Although I have never seen your face,
You conduct your comments with grace.
To you I eWed,
It will be your job to make me fed.
The only time I will not be with you,
Is when I am not logged into.
We probably live worlds apart,
So you will not hear when I fart.
So here have an eRing
You make me feel like a King
-Surferdude
When and where is this wedding party? : D
Scansion is optional
well, this escalated quickly x2
erm...wtf