Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

Day 2,031, 16:05 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by John Gormley

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"No I didn't"

"There seems to be a misunderstanding here"

"It's shit when you are being given bullshit and made to believe something else isn't it. Welcome to the voters' view of politics, now fuck off."