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Company building and good money management

Food (You will make this amount per unit at the best deal's price)

Q1: $0.02

Q2: $0.04

Q3: $0.06

Q4: $0.09

Q5: $0.19

Q6: $0.41

Q7: $0.18

Those figures don't really explain much.

Let's delve deeper and find out how much each employee is making.


Q1: 140 units per day, so $28.

You can't pay people that! They'd get a better job straight away!

However, you can bump the cost of the unit up one cent to $0.05, then we have

Q1: 140 units per day, so $42.

That's better. Now we see the highest job offer on the market, alongside the highest offer in the marketplace.

The only problem with that is you don't make any money - at all. You're giving the employee the entire profit and no more.

So we can bump down the salary by one or two dollars, and bump the price of the food on the market up by one cent.

It's less likely to be bought, but you'll be making $2 per day.

While it doesn't sound like much, that's the best it'll get when the market is so competitive.


Q2: 100 units per day, so $40.

That's already a great start, we'll barely need to change a thing to get to the top of the market!

Also, keep in mind to make this much cash you'll have one cent below the current top price.

Basically, everything will be bought!

If we change the salary to $40, it'll still be in the top 4 or 5 offers on the job market.

Already, we've got what we paid for.

In order to make money, we will have to bump up the price of food to the cheapest price on the market.

Then we'll be making 5c per unit, so $5 extra dollars.

It's not that much but it means you make $5 per employee, up to two of them, so up to 5 times more than with Q1.

I'm upgrading my food company, all right!


I am going to write the rest of this, but I can't find how much produce is made per employee per day from Q2 up

(You know, the Q1: 140, Q2: 100...)

If you know any of these, please message me.


Now, I did say this was a big edition, so, a few jokes are here to play:


Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?

A: Because he was koala-fied.

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Tentacles.

Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon?

A: Bridge over troubled water.

Q: Did you hear about the ghost comedian?

A: He was booed off stage.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?

A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?

A: Nostralgia.

Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

A: To get to the "barking" lot!

Q: How do spiders communicate?

A: Through the World Wide Web.

Q: Why are chefs so mean?

A: They beat eggs and whip cream.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off?

A: He's all right now.

Q: Did you hear about the paper boy?

A: He blew away

Q: What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?

A: Arriba McEntire.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather?

A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: Did you hear about the circus fire?

A: Yeah, it was in’tents’.

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?

A: Because he was a paleontologist.

Q: What happens if life gives you melons?

A: Your dyslexic

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?

A: Two's company, three's a cloud

Q: Why did the balloon burst?

A: Because is saw a lolly pop

Q: Did you hear about the sick juggler?

A: They say he couldnt stop throwing up!

Q: What kind of driver never get a parking ticket?

A: A screw driver

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: Stick with me and we will go places!

Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?

A: Sherbet

Q: What do you call a dentist in the army?

A: A drill sergeant

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?

A: Your pointless!

Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?

A: It's the one rated Arrrr!

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

A: Because the cow has the utter.

Q: What did the tailor think of her new job?

A: It was sew sew.

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?

A: With cabbage patches!

Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?

A: He couldn't concentrate!

Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?

A: Tomato Paste!

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his parents were in a jam!

Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?

A: Patty!

Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A: A deviled egg!

Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: He felt crummy!

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils!

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