Cetacean Brotherhood - Narwhals Back Oblige
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by Othere
The Narwhal Conservancy does not often take a political stance in the media-sphere. We are a small party. Our political clout is not something that we wield willy-nilly. We're not concerned with fiscal policy. We trust our leaders to run responsible and adequate foreign relations. The Narwhal Conservancy's one and only concern is the conservation of the Unicorn of the Sea.
Oblige is once again running for PotUS. It is not often that there is a candidate who so acutely understands the plight of the majestic Narwhal. It's also not often that anyone would suggest that Oblige understands the plight of anyone but himself.
Nonetheless, here I am. As President of the Narwhal Conservancy, I urge you to vote for Oblige on the 5th of November. Not only is he an experienced player, but he is a whale too. In the spirit of cetacean brotherhood, Oblige will safeguard this nation and this eWorld's most precious resource; the Narwhal.
-Othere
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Whales gotta stick together.
I like Othere. I like Oblige.
I like Wildowl
Lovethis!
Tyranny. You've been CP for around xx months straight! I'd like to hear other narwhals' opinions on this brotherhood before I decide how it will impact my vote.
plz accommodate
We're a quiet yet unified group. Rest assured, I speak for all of us.
I won't rest till I know. 🙁
Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
Looking at you, O-face, who sold out a country for an elover.
Eheheh.