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AstroGlide Episode 1

Day 1,763, 10:40 • Published in USA USA

• by Jon Malcom

His name was Jonathan Astro and coincidentally he was an astronaut. In 2008 he was in NASA and working on several secret missions. Recently he flew a spaceship in 2011 before his forced retirement due to him using an F-22 to buzz a beach full of nuns.

"Why did he do it?" Authorities would ask.

"Because I wanted to see the flying nun." He replied.

He recently landed a job as a detective at a NY police department which leads us to...

Sabrina Glide a stripper who needed help after being wrongfully convicted of being a prostitute. She decided to help the NYPD after a plea deal where she goes free after twelve months of service.

Put em together and they make AstroGlide.

I walked in through the double doors that had been my life for about a month now and sat down at my desk. I say desk but what it really is is a small wooden cabinet and there she was.
Some chick that was wearing high heels, fishnet stockings, and a blue bra.

"May I help you?" I asked.

"Yeah, show me the door."

The chief came over and said "this is your new partner Jon, get used to it."

Yeah.

So what do you think they should do next?

Comments

Jon Malcom Day 1,763, 10:41

My writing's a little rusty but I can work on that.

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,763, 11:39

reported for pornography

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,764, 02:13

So, you'd better start getting to know each other real quick, 'cos I'd say you have about 40 minutes til your first call-out.
[P.S. I have those square-toed boots. Top marks for authenticity. They'll look great on BB.]

Binda33 Day 1,764, 02:24

"Some chick that was wearing high heels, fishnet stockings, and a blue bra."

So she was still stripping, I see.

Binda33 Day 1,764, 02:25

Oh, and I don't think Jon Astro should wear those boots with those stockings...

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