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ASGARD - the best

Day 1,988, 13:39 • Published in India Serbia

• by Ind1anMartyr

Ok Im on a roll 🙂

Thanks Longbaugh.. u brought this on!

qt (interviewer to Ashwamedh) : so whats the best damn alliance out there?

Ash : mmm.. anything that sounds nice.

Inter... : u mean EDEN? (picture naked chick, snake and dude AND apples)

Ash : Nah.... I picture myself being a bit late there

Inter : OK, ONE? One love, one life...

Ash : SERIOUSLY??? ... too GAY... think I'll pass

Inter : ok TWO? Two in the hand is better than ONE in the bush

Ash : ermmm... think you got that wrong but TWO in the hand? ONE was bad enough!!

Inter : ok, how about ASGARD?

Ash : what did u say?

Inter : ASS-GARD

Ash : look im a grammar nazi.. its gotta be ASS-GUARD... and I love it! keeps me safe frOm the ONE, TWO, hell even THREE perverts comin knockin at my back door! !!!

Thats it for me bro... ASS-GUARD (thats with proper grammar)

so there u have it guys...

my most successful interview.................

,,,,,,,,,,, of ME :d