An Irishman Fires First Shot Against Peru!

Day 3,861, 14:53 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Seanan


Citizens of the Republic,

Today, Peru has been defeated. While this was but a skirmish... an Irishman has fired the first shot!



Thomas Delaney

Son of Mr Delaney (who is from the USA)

Grandson of Papa Delaney (who was born in the USA)

Great-Grandson of Rather-Stiff Delaney...who migrated from... IRELAND!!!

That's right.

Today, an Irish working class hero, defeated the silly Peruvians almost single-handedly...


Thomas "Connolly" Delaney beating some Peruvian noobs

There is no "i" in team. But there are two "i"s in Midfielder. And that's where Tommy generously donated victory to Denmark against Peru by setting in motion a series of events that led to the football entering the Peruvian goal via his foot.

A truly talented man

A credit to his nation of IRELAND

And bane of the so-called football team of Peru


A humiliated Peruvian hides from sight..

I suppose, all that is really left to say is...

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Eire Abu!

Signed,
T1nk3r/Seanan
Minister of Community