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Greetings my fellow Mad citizens today as I was out on my evening stroll I was approached by a group of young ecitizins who asked "why do we have war?" "What an absurd question"I said to myself before I dismissed the question (by dismissed I mean I yelled and told these young peace loving hippies off until I was red in the face) But, then I thought to myself why do we fight? Is it because we want to? Do they have land that would look great with our house on it? Do we have to? Do we follow the orders of some greedy politican who has never seen a battlefield? No!!! Young citizens we fight because it's our patriotic duty to defend our land and kick the enemy off our shores! We fight because sometimes a foreign scoundrel doesn't agree with our ideas and we need to show them who has the bigger stick! We fight because hey sometimes we really do just want their land! We fight because sometimes our people or our allies are oppressed and they demand freedom! We fight because it is our PATRIOTIC DUTY!!!!!! So my fellow Mad citizens if you ever find yourself questioning why we fight remember these words!

Sincerely yours,
A Madman