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A Woman Scorned

Day 1,593, 13:44 • Published in United Kingdom

• by mick cain

It was supposed to have been a nice day but it ended in complete disaster as Ladymacbeth pushed Sir Nick through the hospital doors.Easy said Nick i'm in pain here.Fuck you LM replied as she aimed another punch to his kidneys.

Jesus shouted a doctor as he came running over,what the hell happened to you
(Nick had multiple injuries including to black eyes a smashed nose and 3 broken teeth,not to mention a golf club tied tightly around his neck)

Go on you may as well tell him growled LM.Nick glanced nervousely from the doctor to LM and back again.

Well, whistled Nick through his broken teeth.It was such a lovely day that LM and i decided to play a round of golf before going for lunch.
The first few holes went really well with us both on par.But on the 3rd hole LM sliced her ball into a nearby field and to my horror i did exactly the same thing.

Anyway we set of in search of our balls but the field was full of cows.Well we had to get our balls back so we stepped into the field.As i was walking around the back of a cow i saw a ball lodged up a cows arse.Soooooo i shouted to LM,hey LM this one looks like yours..............I dont remember much after that doc