A Second December

Day 2,942, 08:51 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps

Dear eUSA,

There are Presidential Terms that begin excellently but after a couple of weeks the intrigue and interest begin to wane and the CP can scarcely be found as the last week/s tick away. I’ve never been that kind of President. But I have been a different kind of President than what eUSA has been accustomed to from me.

December has begun miserably. It must not end that way.

It is 4 days… 4 LONG days into this term and so far I have been a miserable failure. Some of the reasons for this have been well publicized. Some haven’t. The fact remains that I have brought eUSA 4 of the worst days of this year.

So I am declaring, by Presidential Decree, a Second December.

I’m officially retiring from all Congressional threads that deal with anything I have done to distract Congress and eUSA from its ordinary business. And so I hereby post my official final comment to all that shiz:

I am sorry I dragged us through this. I accept your disdain for me and my actions as my just reward. And I hold my tongue in my defense.



If Congress still decides to unseat me. Go nuts. If they want to keep talking about it. Go nuts. And if anyone wants my personal response or opinion about it, PM me.



I am getting down to business. It is NOT business the way I campaigned to do business. I don’t care about that. I ask you - regardless of whether you voted FOR the GR4ND campaing, simply for Gnilraps, or against either of those - I ask you to join me in Second December as we keep making eUSA Great. Hate me all you want, but love eUSA. Make it great.

For instance,



This is what we can do when we fight together.

And in order that Second December begin with a bang, I need to announce some changes to the Executive Cabinet.

Replacing Tom Cauchon as Chief of Staff is dmjohnston. Expert intelligence and absolutely trusted by me.

Replacing Josh Whitehead as Vice President is Yui MHCP001. Integral to the success of my October term, he deserves the recognition and glory of the VP spot.

And there is simply no way to replace Phoenix Quinn. So there will be none.



I want you to know why we are fighting Chile and Indonesia.

Because America STRONK. That’s why.



Deal with it.





One of the things I like to do best is create fun and interesting stuff for our Civil Affairs people to do. I was unable to follow up with FeMU in November but promised to get back to it in December. I’ve already made communications with the webmaster who is working on getting the entire thing up and running offsite - a move which will make FeMU greatly improved.

And I am working on something new. No announcement yet, it’s still brewing… But you’ll love it.



So that is all for today from my chair.

I wish you a wonderful Second December. And may First December forever rot in the trashbin of hell.

Gnilraps