A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

Day 2,476, 00:04 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati




Just a heads-up; I've found my magic 8-ball. All of my administrative decisions will be made by the 8-ball. Please limit all of your requests to Yes or No questions.



Cabinet positions:

I'm creating some cabinet positions. I would like for everyone to join me.
My methods are quite unorthodox. Some say that they are incomprehensible.
I'm inviting everyone to serve our nation. It's not as tough as it sounds, although it's quite unprecedented. So;

If you would like to rebuild the remnants of the shattered eRepublik; Return the relics to the people, by which they were built.

If you don't think we are being fairly represented; Step up and become a representative.

If you think that the bureaucracy and the legislation need to be stopped; Let's show the eUS a way of life that doesn't involve them.

If you think that the Inteligencia are harming us, rather than helping; Let's demonstrate that we can make our own decisions.

If you want to send a big, F#@k You, soaring into the sky; It deserves a great, big, banner.


If you are interested in serving with me, on the most infamous term in years, please, tell me; With which game module are you most comfortable?







To whom it may concern:





I know that the rumors are true; Because it walks like a duck and
quacks like a duck. So, it must be a duck.

There are modern day overlords with big fat espressos. Those that perpetuate our lazocracy through bureaucracy and hardship.

They will force us into obsolescence. They are the Naysayeres, the Defeatists, those that are running for Dozens of Congressional Terms and the Meta-game Elite.

Well, I've got some plans. However, they are TLDR. Here is the, basic, idea:
I'm playing for the community. Therefore, I'd like to create community activities. I'd like to participate in discussions that are based around each of these activities. Then, promote them. (As well as we can.)

If you want to see more; Turn our passions into a movement. Serve with me in the Presidential Cabinet. All you have to do is ask.









Your Public Servant: GoTJ





Tanks for Tots:







Here is what you need to qualify for 3 q7 Tanks;

#1. You must be level 34 or under.

#2. Your top damage, in a campaign, must be for the eU.S.

#3. Introduce yourself in the comments box. If you qualify, tanks will arrive shortly.



Government Cheese:

Here is what you will need to qualify for 500 health units; (Food quality may vary.)

#1.You need to be level 34 or under.

#2. You must be an eU.S. citizen.

#3. Introduce yourself, in the comments box. If you qualify, the food will arrive shortly.


(This offer is good while supplies last. Tanks for Tots is supported by private contributions.)






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