A much better way to quit.

Day 1,291, 20:51 • Published in USA USA • by Pheno Sony

It's no mystery where I've been. For those who don't know, I've been enjoying real life. Many of you still enjoy the love and warmth coming from your computer screen. I, however, have been getting some. Yes. Be jealous.

Anyway, that is not the intention of this article (Although, very very fun to rub it in your face.) The intention of this article is simple: The way I quit sucked. It did, didn't it? It was a sappy "D'aww" article meant to pull on your heart strings, but all it ended up doing was making me and anyone listed in that article look like a total idiot. So lets try this again, shall we?

I'm sure at this point, you're saying "What's he going to do!? How's he going to quit this time?!" Well, I'll tell you. You see, I've been in various positions of power. Anywhere from being PP 3 times to even DSoI, I've heard/seen a lot going on in this eWorld. And being as fabulous as I am, have kept quiet. But now that I really don't give a crap, I'll share this with the rest of the world. I want to assure you however, that everything listed here is 100% fact. Nothing listed is exaggerated, false, or simply made up. But seen by my eyes, and heard by my ears.

1.) USWP is a frau😛 Ever notice since the admins have introduced the email log in, that USWP has lost a lot of in-game power? That is because many of the top USWPers were using multies and old accounts from other dead USWPers. Now that the email log in have been introduced, the USWP can no longer keep up the charade of being powerful. Just goes to show, they really WERE a zombie party.

2.) Haliman was behind many Libertarian disbandment messages: During the Libertarian role playing the revolution (which was stupid by the way), Haliman decided to get back at their actions of party poaching by sending them a message to get rid of their supporters. Disguised as a Libertarian org, he sent every member a message to leave the Libertarians and join another party. Then, he became President of our country. Sad day.

3.) When the INCI’s joined the United states, Inwegen, Emerick, CRoy and the entire USWP leadership attempted to kick them out of the country: We all know the INCI’s joined our country quickly and efficiently. Right before they got into the top 5 however, many top named officials of our country (as previously mentioned) attempted to find a way to block them from the top 5. The plans stretched so far as to even urging the eAmerican citizens to help a top official PTO them, or to have Nicholas Ryan demonstrate an elaborate tap-dance of “false quitting” to move another party above them. Sad really to see aforementioned people now “INCI supporters.”

4.) Harrison Richardson bribed the INCI’s to endorse him for President: Read this. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rS0g0uJW3hz7J4QT6XbZnVu5BQIRkSZowSvcEsKtpaQ/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CJG9rP8O#

If you don’t have the attention span to read it (and you play eRepublik, so I’ll assume you don’t) I’ll simplify it for you. Harrison Richardson bought the INCI CP endorsement by accepting INCI citizenships. Hmm, didn’t we ban someone from congress for doing the same thing?


5.) CRoy stole UIP money: A while ago, back when CRoy was actually cool, he had been a major part of the UIP. Being in the position of VPP, he had all access to the UIP money. When he left to “re-evaluate” his opinions on political parties, he also took about 100 in-game gold with him. I’m sure he needed to re-evaluate his own pockets as well

6.) Fionia has pissed herself:

Enough said.

7.) Pfeiffer was behind the JCS and military split: Read this: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sRjuGz84k9PbzK5LjIVUanAEeheMpuivO5afLVhzAQw/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CPW5600

(Again) I don't expect you to read the whole thing. But you might want to. It explain in detail how Pfeiffer organized the entire JCS split from the beginning. That and his name pisses me off. It's I before E you idiot.


Thanks for reading this. Now you know that pretty much everyone sucks. Way to go.

Also PS: Apparently, USWP doesn't like me talking bad about them, or posting pics of their favorite fionia.
21:56 --- AW_save_me_from_physicshw has banned *!*@Potassium.Enriched.Banana.style
21:56 *** Pheno_Sozak was kicked by AW_save_me_from_physicshw (Pheno_Sozak)
21:56 !!! You have been kicked from #uswpchat
21:57 You are banned from the channel #uswpchat

>And nothing of value was lost.

Also, check out this threa😛 http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,8548.0.html