A MESSAGE FROM YOUR SWISS WATCHDOG

Day 1,841, 15:03 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Rican

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We are under the threat of a HOSTILE take-over. That is why all citizens must vote for the candidate supported and approved by our six main parties:

☼ Swiss Revolutionary Party
☼ Swiss Freedom Party
☼ Umbrella Research Party
☼ Swiss Liberal Party
☼ Swiss Peace Party
☼ Anti-Imperialist Movement

Not only do we support Chukcha, but he is the best candidate in this time of national crisis. Chukcha has the activity level, the experience, the loyalty and hey… he gives you food. 🙂

Cronoss, the candidate of the Others Party simply wants to destroy Switzerland and help himself to our money, like he did in Singapore. He arrived in this country a few months ago. Since then, he has not been in the government, and has had an overall hostile attitude toward our country and our citizens.

The choice is simple:





Your faithful servant,
Rican



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