A letter from South Africa to Australia
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by Ines Schumacher
Howzit brus,
What’s vaaing ekse? It was kiff that you guys got back Western Australia, it's lekker. So I skeemed it would be cool to catch up with you ous and have a dop or two. Phuza, ekse! Let's throw some chops on the braai! We haven't checked each other in a while and I wanted to let you know we trapped down to Australia and bliksemed some Indos! They were so mal afterwards. Blind, ekse.
I know I’m chooning you what what, but we are going to klap a mission to Limpopo soon. Pull in ekse. Let’s go grind some Argentinians.
Shot!
Translation to Australian (bear with me):
G'day mates,
You right? Good on ya for getting back Western Australia. I'm happy as Larry and just wanted to drop you all line and have a grog or two with you to celebrate. Grab a cuppa! Throw another shrimp on the barbie! We haven't caught up in a while and I wanted to let you know we were in the Bush and didgeridoo'ed some Indos! They were so sacked afterwards. What nongs.
I know this is all bla, bla, bla to you, but we're going to get Limpopo back soon. Send some of your diggers. Pack your kits and let's go fight some Argentians.
Ooroo!
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First denied!
Boo-Yah!
Blikkesfontein! O.O
Blind, ekse!
inb4FPfortalkinfunny
Come on to kick some Hungarians out of Europe😃
oh yea we will
o7
What is this? Some sort of sneaky intra-brolliance code speak for kill the US? >.>
😛
South Africa - Putting the bru' into Brolliance.
I'd like to see Google translate that! Ines, you speak like you is a Kaapse Klong.
icwutudidthar
Yowza, yowza, yowza!
:3
Lolwut? This some kind of secret code? 😛
Lets kick some Argentinian ass!
Just another reason to love South Africa.
Just another reason to love South Africa.
Being an international reader I found it easier to follow the Australian version.
Should I worry? 😛
Hahahahahaha this was hell awesome
hahah Fo Sho Home Slice.
I gotz money in the bank, shortie watcha bring?
Road trip to Limpopo anyone? 😃
lol ok so I didn't make much sense of the translation either... other than its almost time to free Limpopo
PHUZA'D! And that elephant pic is perfect. XD
The translation made total sense to me...
😃 I'll be there with bells on Ines...well not really,just sayin.
"have a grog or two with you to celebrate"
Beer 🙂
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie!"
I hate Paul Hogan... has anyone actually done this lol
"didgeridoo'ed some Indos"
lol I don't even want to know what that means.
"They were so sacked afterwards"
They got fired from their jobs?
"I know this is all bla, bla, bla to you, but we're going to get Limpopo back soon. Send some of your diggers. Pack your kits and let's go fight some Argentians."
Now this line is clear 🙂 Not that I didn't like the article, I loved it and look forward to ridding SA of the cancerous Argentinians. 😃
That being said the first version made no sense at all lol but I think I got the general gist of it.
Oh mi no
Bloody Oath!
this article is pro 🙂
SA + BROalliance = make the circle bigga -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_Ew6zsnDY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM_Ew6zsn[..]zsnDY
show dem ines, show dem! Is ja!
Great stuff Ines!
@e-pettros - You want it super Aussied up?
G'day cobbers,
Fair Dinkum? Onya on the blue in WA against those indo yobbos. I'm grinnin' like a shot fox and thought we'd get on the turps. Grab a cuppa! Throw snags on the barbie! It's been bloody yonks, but we're within cooee after floggin those Indos! They were bloody rooted afterwards. What drongos.
That was actually kinda hard work.....and I live in western Queensland!
FallbackPants, I lol'ed.
e-petros, the reason the Australian version was easier is cause I made up some expressions. I'm not an Aussie. 😉
lol oh I understand now 😃
Thanks Fallback Pants lol
Hmmmm....
Why don't we (eAustralia) get an MPP with eSouthAfrica?
Just a thought.
I second david's opinion. Am I the only one seeing a budding US-Canada esque bromance budding between the Aussies and Saffers? (Although the Springboks still suck)