A letter from my greek friend...

Day 3,441, 09:47 • Published in Slovenia Slovenia • by Ganuderma

Dear Ganuderma,

Few days ago we planed vacations in your beautiful country. I was very excited to finally meet you. We have heard about the jam at the borders so we decided to travel by plane. But we didn't know your airport is so small that we are unable to land. We faced a terrible accident - our plane crashed into the sea somewhere between Croatian and Italian borders on its way back to my homeland. Our lives were barelly saved. Luckily there was an old ship near, saving us from the sea. I think its name was Triglav. It was so terribly slow and on the way back to the land it broke several times. The police mechanic came with the helicopter and he managed to fix the problem. We just landed in a small local port. I've heard someone name it Koper. Never heard about it yet. I have no idea where exactly we are. First thing I did is to write you a letter, to inform you that I'm alive, lost somewhere in the planet and currently unable to visit you. Don't worry about me. People are nice. Yesterday I was interrogated by some kind ob general. I think his name is Bruce. Yes, like in the movie where Got gave his powers to the mortal beeing. He wanted to know what I did in the middle of the see. I've got a feeling he thinks I'm his enemy. I told him the whole storry and I think he believes me. He even gave me some sanwiches to eat, so I'm not hungry. Hopefully I see you soon.

Your friend Lulas Postranis.


My dear friend Lulas Postranis!

You actually crashed and landed in Slovenia. Koper is our biggest port and Triglav our biggest ship (named after the highest mountain in Slovenia). Take my little advice: next time you crash the plane into our sea, better swim to the land. You'll arive faster then by Triglav ship. It's short swim anyway. Our sea is very small. Regarding mr. Colonel Bruce. Just tell him you came to visit me. I'm very respected person in Slovenia. He will probably drive you personally to my home in Ljubljana. He likes me a lot. And don't be afread. He looks like a tiger, but he really is only a nice little pussycat. Hope to see you very soon. Friends are always welcome.

Ganuderma