A glorious(fruity) rise...

Day 1,108, 00:50 • Published in USA USA • by Pheno Sony

So for all my previous readers of "Bite the hand that feeds" it's now gone. All gone. No more. I have decided I do not wish to bite hands anymore. But




NO MORE TEARS AMERICA.

For my FRUITY new newspaper. It is banana related(duh). It is aPEELing. It is...


POTASSIUM ENRICHED


I'll let that sink in for a bit.....



K, now that it's sunk in, I have a new fun tool to play with..It's..



A BANANA PAGE BREAK! 😮. I realize this article is stupid, but hey. How many banana articles do you see? None, that's how many.

Keep your eyes open for more UIP articles!




Edit: Posting articles at 2 in the morning is NOT the best idea. Long story short, I changed my newspaper name to something more banana related