A few Jokes - Again!

Day 2,690, 01:55 • Published in Australia Australia • by Tobsta


Hello and welcome to the latest article this week of The Weekly Tobsta.
Have you noticed that all bottled water has the “best before” date printed on it? The water has circled the earth for four billion years … 
but now it’s ruined?

If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?

If nobody likes your selfie, what is the value of the self?

To see a man’s true face, look to the 
photos he hasn’t posted.

I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know.

“Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since 
I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?”

He said he did and thanked me.

The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is 
So-and-So asking us if we’re fluent 
in Chinese?”

You’re sending me something via fax? What is it, an important document from 1993?

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.

I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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