A Dictator's Musings
Joseph Rich
Bonjour Mesdames et Messieurs,
In the most recent eRepublik Update you would have all seen that each and every country is now allowed a Dictator of some sorts. Now of course, this frightens many of us, being ruled by a tyrannic leader for the foreseeable future could be frightening, but let me tell you why Rylde is currently, the best non-tyrannical leader today, and why every other dictator is a Buckin' Fastard.
What is a Dictator?
As eRepublik describes-
"In eRepublik, Dictators emerge from Military Units. Only a proven military leader has enough power and strength to single handedly rule an entire nation. Support is needed, though, and other Military Units have a difficult decision to make: whether to support democracy and have faith in the current leadership, or to trust the Dictator to know what’s best for the country."
As I would describe-
"In eRepublik, Dictators emerge from brand new Military Units created a day before the coup. Only a proven low life, who spends what little of the life that they have, has enough power and strength to single handedly rule an entire nation. Support is needed, though, and other PTO'd Military Units have a brainless decision to make: whether to support democracy (the true nature of community and eRepublik) and have faith in our current leaders, or to trust the Dictator to know how to steal and spend our money for his or her own glory."
So who are the Dictators I described?
You have all seen the countries that have fallen to Romanian group "Nemesis" and other organisations, who have taken over Switzerland, Greece and have attempted to take over other numerous countries. However, some countries have good dictators who intend to be there for security rather than ruling the country themselves.
All countries that have a installed a Dictator in the past 3 days (excludes Greece)
So how is Rylde different?
Whilst I may be new to the country, I still know my general way around politics and how to manage a country (President x2). Rylde has already done us an enormous favour by ensuring our countries security. He has also continued the government agenda, and has given his full support and pledge to the current government as well as the governments to come. He has also pledged to give Congressmen the amount of gold that would have been given to them through their medals, he also decided to add in a reward for Party Presidents.
"Elected congressmen will receive 5 gold in cc according to the current market at time of the election."
"Party presidents will receive 10 gold in CC according to the current market at the time of election."
More of his agendas can be read here
Whilst I must admit that this is one of the more stupid additions to eRepublik, hopefully the admins will eventually fix the problems created by this feature. I trust that Rylde will not be the tyrannic dictator we all think about (although he would prefer it that way).
Message me if you have any questions
Strength Through Unity.
Yours Sincerely,
Joseph Rich
General Idiot of eCanada
Comments
Canadian hockey sucks.
Stop watching Leaf games.
Hey Joseph! 🙂
Hai!
May my tyrannical rule be fair enough that the nations soldiers will support my reign in times of duress.
erep progression starting with V1:
☑ kinda fun, nice people
☑ sucky
☑ suckier
☑ suckiest
☑ dick-tator
☑ the end
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*dick-taker
Buckin' Fastards... same as Warring Bankers! 😉
It's what admin wants.
Vive Le Tyranny! o7
RYLDE AINT NUTIN TO FUQ WIT
"Bucking Fastards" ... lmao.
As Joseph is an Aussie in RL, those little brilliant inversions come naturally to him! We pride ourselves on them.
Rylde ruined our country in the past, caused us to get wiped twice since I was around. It's not hard to predict that the same will happen.
a quote from his latest article:
So for atleast the next month we'll be raising funds and fighting for allies. Might be kinda boring at times but the end goal of rebuilding our coffers for defence will be worth it.
So you can see from this that his plans are to go to war as soon as we have a chance. We don't need any more war, it will only result in a wipe. Not going to war is boring for him. That's why Canada is going no where with him in charge. And why does anyone want a liar and cheater to be our leader? He pto'd the moose party. Pto ers should not be leaders.
he pto'd the moose party for fun?
Would you rather him declare war now so your point could be proven further? eUK or eUSA are available to NE. USA especially could wipe us with ease.
Ofcourse not. But just because he is waiting until we are a little stronger doesn't mean he's a good leader. He is still going to get us wiped. He needs war to enjoy erepublik, and that's dangerous for ecanada.
~hyuu~
You don't get to be dictator by giving a crap about the little people. I suggest an ass-kissing / reach around campaign to ensure that this and future dictators includes you in their inner circles. I will speak highly of any dick or dictator for the reasonable price of 5G per kind sentiment or statement of unbridled support.
throw money to fund his war, ask and he'll tell you how it's spent. based on the previous War Machine, he also gives you a vote of what to do with it. albeit you're funding war based on a popularity contest-- tough luck if no one has the same preferences as you.