A cool person vs The Visa Empire
Bautista Diego Reyes
As some of you know we are occupied kinda by people who make Goulash and you know the kind of people who also like to eat visa cards.
But fear not Australians, we have a plan a guy who is so insane that by reading his name you will combust into flames and at the same time get a heart attack. Is it one of your favourite boybands? No, it's TheDillPickl.
Here's a scene of what he kinda looks like after he is done with eHungary:
You see that fire, that's not Australia, that's actually Hungary. But we need to look what he is going to do.
Inside the head of our man TheDill, we can only see an explosion:
This means one thing, Hungary is going to go down by a guy so incredibly cool that you just swore inside your head, and wondered why on earth am I not this cool and only see explosions in my head.
Well back when TheDill was just a boy back in 1654 (yes he is this old, but really looks like he is still young) there was this guy who stole his candy, TheDill did not like this and a full war began.
The end Result was shocking..
The first battle begins when an ancient troll is chasing TheDill to reclaim a candy.
The next Battle was more cute than the first battle which was brutal in everyway.
D'awwwwwww so cute
Anyway, you see that guy who stole his candy is actually eHungary, so TheDillPickl is out there for revenge.
The media was getting too empty for my liking, so I made an article.
Comments
Funny
Really hope I did Ben Thompson proud, but then again I don't think I have his level of writing. 🙁
Who is Ben Thompson?
I never heard of him.
What did he write?
Badass of the week books, and also has a site called badassoftheweek. I like his writing.
I knew a guy named Ben Dover but he quit playing. 🙁
I'm just glad you got away from that ancient troll. 😃 The only Dover I know is Ilene Dover, and she needs to return, because I miss her. 🙁
I still talk to Ilene occasionally. She's doing well in the US.
She's married to Ben
A British guy making porno movies?
http://www.ben-dover.com/v4/
i believe in the pickles o7