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Day 2,643, 18:04 • Published in Portugal

• by Flautim

Professora: "O que nos dá o porco?"
Alunos: "carne!"
Professora: "O que nos dá a galinha?"
Alunos: "ovos!"
Professora: "O que nos dá a vaca?"
Alunos: "TPC!"

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A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

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