13)BOARD EXAMINATION PAPER (SUSCRIBE+READ+VOTE)
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INSTRUCTION. 1)All question carry marks. 2)Use your own brain once you find it.
3)Sleeping is NOT allowed during the examination.
4)drinking is prohibited during the examination.
5)weapon are NOT allowed in the examination hall. '
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TIME:HOURS I.S.T
MARKS
🙁STRICTLYCONFIDENTIAL)
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1)Write your name in less than 20 words and 20 second.
(only alphabets are allowed no numeric digit and no "-" are allowed.).
2)Sex ( )male,( ) female ( ) sardar ( ) occasional.
3)whats your age group ( ) less than zero ( ) zero ( )greater than zero.
4)what is 2+2 ( )four ( )iv ( )4.
5)If u have one brother how many brother does he have,
( )none ( ) six ( ) question is too personal .
6)If some one gives u 100 paise how much would u get.
( )1 rupees ( ) 100 paise
7)Write an essy on myself in not more than three sentences,
(example: i name is ...as in Q1 ,i am boy/girl/professional. i am writting an essay)
😎If time is 3 A.M what does digital watch show.
9)At what time does 11:16 indrayani express come?.
10)If a=b, c=b .then b=a? ( )true ( ) not false ( ) out of syllabus.
11)If u have lunch during lunch time then what you have during dinner time ?
( )lunch ( ) break fast ( ) midnight snack ( ) your fast at that time
12)Think and write present tense of thought.
13)This question number is ( ) 1 ( ) 19 ( ) 20 ( ) cannot count .
14)If 2+3=5 .is 3+2=5? ( ) impossible ( ) i forgott to bring my calculator .
15)Wite full form of asap, as soon as possible,?
16)What is capital of india ( ) INDIA ( ) india ( ) INDia
17)If a e i o u are called vovel the what are e a u o i collectively called ?
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😎Who was first man to land on moon ( ) mr armstrong ( ) ms armstrong ( ) mrs armstrong.
19)What comes first ( ) egg ( ) omlet ( ) hen
20)Can u cont more than five using one hand and fingure only ? ( ) yes.
21) Spell m-y-t-h-o-l-o-g-y .
22)Mrs sinha is mr sinha`s ? ( ) father ( ) son ( ) daughter ( ) brother .
23)To reach 12th floor of sky scraper how many button of evelator you will press.
( ) 12 ( ) 12+3=36 ( ) i`ll take the stairs .
24)Compelete the following sereies 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1_,_ ,_,_1,1,1,
25)Sun is nearer to ndia than usa ( ) sun is smaller than usa ( ) i dont have time left to think
(one can see sun but not usa )
26)How do u make ice cubes ( ) ask neighbou ( ) buy frm ice factory ( ) i have forgotten the recepie .
27)Have u used a computer ? ( ) may be but i dont remember ( ) what`s a computer
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😎Kaal k itane prakar ke hote hai ( )1 ( ) 3 ( ) 5 ,also choose which are
( ) bhoot kaal ( ) vartamaan kaal ( ) trunk kaal[call] ( ) sat sri a kaal,
29)Where does sun go at night ? ( ) to bed ( ) to night club ( ) it is there only but r ot able to see it because of darkness ( ) i have not followed to see where does it goes ,( ) ask sun itself .
30)Did u reach the last question of this paper ? ( ) yes ( ) no ( ) i dont want to think extra .
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NOTE: IF ANSWERS OF MORE THAN THREE STUDENTS WOULD MATCH THEN THEY WOULD BE HANGED .
WE ARE NOT TO BE BLAMED IF THIS PAPER DOESNT COME FOR YOUR EXAMS .
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Comments
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Nice question paper 😛 I wish my board exams were this easy..hehe
One last question ...
What if a sardar/punjabi reads this paper and trolls you for insulting them ?
Or arent there any such possibilities ?
lol nice one, voted!
nice one mate ,voted
hey its a joke i am not a one who is not involved in insulting anyone ,because i myself is born in karnaal,haryana.
5)If u have one brother how many brother does he have,
Ans: question is too personal LOL.
13)This question number is
Ans: cannot count LoL again...
Yeah Lol at all questions.
🙂
too funny nice one man........
please vote
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voted niceones..! new ones too.. i thought the world had runout of these joke 🙂
NOTE: IF ANSWERS OF MORE THAN THREE STUDENTS WOULD MATCH THEN THEY WOULD BE HANGED
WTF??? I'm not taking this exam XP
Laugh Out Quietly, (else the the invigilator would wake up)!!!
I am not Punjabi/Sardar. But I always don't like the jokes of this kind(Like Blonde Jokes, Sardar jokes etc.) still I laugh at them. 😛
Bad thing, but kya karen... 😃