11)a pack of three

Day 759, 03:44 Published in India India by master duce 007

1) sardar ji ne jalate hue makaan se
paacch logo apane jaan pe khel kar
bahar nikala phir bhi usko jail mai daal diya
kyu........u ......know..why ?
because vo sab ek fire brigade wale the .

2)near my house there was a two story building
on first floor there war 007 mens palour ,
two days before they shifted to uppar floore and
to first floor was cyber cafe .
to inform costimers they
printed "neeche ki baal katane ki dukaan upar hai "

3)ek chota baby apane pregnent maa se poochata hai
is mai kya hai ,.
mother = is mai ek payara sa baby hai .
baby = itana payara tha to kha kyu gaye .