0 - 200 in 6 seconds
TheSkyIsTheLimit
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Comments
His funeral is next Tuesday.
It would be funnier if it was adapted for kgs. Cause I mean holy fuck if your wife is 200kg there should be such thing as an anniversary with her.
That's just too unbelievable, my friend.
it's funny cause it is believable! Hot wife gets married and lets herself go, seen and heard it many a time!
^describing his own wife^
lol