[WHPR] EMERGENCY UPDATES!!
Day 1,425, 10:15
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by James S. Brady Press Room
America!
We have an emergency.
That’s right, this is not a test. The sanctity of Congress, and of our entire nation is in danger today. The traitor known as Pizza the Hut II is about to be in control of a top 5 party.
THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
All Americans, regardless of Political Party are asked to move to the New Conservative Party and vote for America’s Unity ATO Candidate: deershark.
Deershark has volunteered to save America from Pizza’s corruption. If you look at the citizens in the NCP, most of them do not have our best interests at heart. This is an Anti-TakeOver operation, that is being spearheaded by Vice President Gnilraps and Chief of Staff Cromstar. If we can stop Pizza from PTOing the Top 5 Today, then we can have safe Congressional Elections on the 25th.
In short:
MOVE TO THE NCP
VOTE FOR DEERSHARK
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PROFIT
Go here, now!
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Voted. Stop the Serbian traitor Pizza!
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pthut Cannot into PP
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how can i believe a guy named israel... omg
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uh pth created the party so how is he ptoing the party he created
Voted +shouted.
votes are currently:
pth 95 71.97%
deershark 23 17.42%
pizza wtf are u doing? ure 1 crazy motherfucker haha
~hyuu~
but pizza is so good and trustworthy and doesnt ever create and multi's!!!!
SARCASM IF YOU DIDNT GET THAT
There are those who love to be loved, love to be worshiped, love to be a hero... then there are those that love to be Public Enemy #1.
Seriously? We needed an "Emergency Message" for this? Are we that afraid of Pizza that we need to PTO a party he made and recruited for?
The worst he can do is the same thing INCI did and continues to do, Let in people with out background checking them and run a presidential candidate. Are we really that afraid of someone running for president or running people for congress?
So to avoid one person taking over we should help another person who "volunteered to save us". Right.
Sigh
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PIZZA is croatian or??
The whole "Pizza is the devil and we must stop him!" thing is a bit old. Pizza can certainly be unpleasant, but he is not currently a credible threat to the eUS and most likely never was. What is he going to do, badly lose another presidential election? Gain a seat or two in congress?
The amount of negative attention and rhetoric surrounding Pizza is probably the reason why he might soon control a top-five party. Look through the list of party members. How many are relatively new players who may not have witnessed past scandals in which he was involved.
This basically looks like, "Everybody get the witch!". "Burn her!".
No Training Corps link in the footer still? Emergency ignored. 😛
Nice job putting America before the JCS Fitisin.
"This basically looks like, "Everybody get the witch!". "Burn her!"."
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obviously pizza is the most scared aspect in this game. The cheese makes admins whimper, the sauce can make empires tremble, the crust will wipe out any country.
What a load of Crap. As an old timer in this game, Pizza the Hut is one of the most solid citizens we have. In spite of your concerted efforts to destroy him, he remains and has inspired me over time to be a supporter. I once again demand that you back up your slander or shut up!
lold
No Training Corps link in the footer still? Emergency ignored.
I might just vote for Pizza. Also, I think Axe238Man is a Pizza multi
Pizza is Indo! No wait! He is a Serb. Not sure, Polish maybe? lol
Anyways, BURN HIM!
Traitor?
Was he ever on our side to begin with?
No Training Corps link in the footer still? Emergency ignored.
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No Training Corps link in the footer still? Emergency ignored.
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I realize I've already commented once but frankly now that people are sending mass mails, it entitles me to another reply.
I've heard reports of USAF units being ordered to move/vote and told if they refuse they will be discharged or have supplies cut off, could be untrue but has hints of truth, but if it is indeed true in ANY way, it shows how pathetic our system really is.
I've also heard people are being bribed via supplies to move/vote. Again sources could be lying or embellishing the truth but if true, again shows how pathetic we've become.
Honestly I agree this crap is getting tired and worn out. Pizza might have his own ideas and agenda that is far different from the hand full of people on the eUS forums who actually rule the eUS but its no reason for an "Emergency" or to continually PTO any party Pizza builds.
Dont like the guy dont vote for him or encourage Pfieffer to use his 50 or so multis and the other elites with multies to use them for something other than ePeen contests.
eUS Politics have always sucked but now its even lower than its previous point.
I say we join and help Pizza. He deserves a chance at President. Why not let him? You never know it might be very interesting to see what he does as POTUS
"Nice job putting America before the JCS Fitisin."
...says the guy whose MU is linked in the WHPR. oh, and it's not America...it's a file in a game that is in a server that is sitting in Romania.
Alright, Relorian you're so full of it.
None of those things have ever happened, yes I mmed people, by permission of the parties involved. Including yours.
Nobody is being cut off or bribed to vote, or if they are being bribed, it's not institutional.
You just see Pizza the Hut as him V the establishment, so he must be cool and edgy like you are for breaking off from the "elites", get over yourself. He lets in people from other countries.
Pfieffer didn't help at all, so your whole "This is TERRBL ELITISM" shtick is what is in fact, getting old.
Please become relevant again and have an opinion.
@fitisin: So by that logic, any MU that isn't in the WHPR has casus belli to disregard any calls of emergency from the elected government? I didn't know the government was obligated to bribe you to get you to help your fellow citizens.
You have an awesome name - Israel.
Sorry I have problems believing it's a real emergency when we have congressmen approving cit for people like http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/13587 . Granted PTH is a general douche and seems to like the huns, but does it matter anymore?
I've heard reports of USMIL units being ordered to move and mow HisAirness' lawn and told if they refuse they will be discharged or have balls cut off, could be untrue but has hints of truth, but if it is indeed true in ANY way, it shows how pathetic your system really is.
If you find irony here you are free to keep it -.-
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voted and i had voted already, sorry