[WHPR 2556] Mass Attacks Today; War Maps

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[WHPR 2556] Mass Attacks Today; War Maps
Dateline: Wednesday, November 18, 2014 (Day 2556)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today's WHPR:
: 1: Mass Attacks Today
: 2: War Maps & Analysis
: Video: Facts of Life - You take the good, you take the bad...

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Mass Attacks Today
USAF Media Director Alexander_Auctorias

This segment is lifted directly from A^A’s own newspaper, As G as it Gets.

Greetings all you beautiful bastards.

I would like to bring your attention to a long-lost tradition that is coming back to the USAF - the MASS ATTACK. That's right folks, remember the days of idling waiting for the ping to smash and destroy? Well, it's back. Let's be honest, it was always about the comradery and meeting people. It encourages a healthy community, something that Plato has been hurting over the years. So, dust of your joke-book. Get your large, smelly trouts out and smack a ho. Enjoy meeting your fellow erepublik citizens.

Get some in #armamerica Wednesdays at 12:00 ERT and 18:00 ERT.



War Maps & Analysis
War Correspondent Alexander “Rock Solid” Auctorias





Can someone help me with something? I can't find Canada. I know I left it right north of the USA, but I can't seem to find it. Help?





Mexico is getting two-wayed, which does not please me. Colombia and Cuba are both getting a piece of our friends. Mexico initiated this war with Colombia and it looks like they might win the first battle. It's close, but they have a lead at the time of my correspondence. Cuba initiated their war and has won a battle against Mexico. Looks like Cuba will win a second, but not to fear, Mexico will prevail.



Europe is business as usual. Sweden has stopped Lithuania's march and now won two battles in the war. We will see if they have what it takes to win more battles. Unfortunately, our friends in Finland are still under the gun against Estonia. Finland is holding at two regions, as they are able to RW at will. Might drag this war out for quite a while.

Latvia and Russia managed to take two regions each from Belarus in a very quick wipe. They weren't even at war a couple of days ago. That's some precision right there.

Romania and Serbia are taking Bulgaria down, having won three battles each in their current wars. Serbia is about to win the fourth and wipe em. Bulgaria really needs to find a new home. China is nice this time of year, I think. Take a vacation, see if you like it and maybe stay a while.

Croatia continues to do work in Slovenia, having won six battles now. Looks like Croatia will win a seventh, and just continue to have a great time. Incidentally, China managed to get back a couple of regions, and Croatia is about to take them back already. Time to switch sides, China. It's been time. Do it.

Keep clicking and Keep shaking that A**.


While discussing top secret funding matters....
"Apparently my account is now a piggy bank for my Cabinet."

Read more from our President in his newspaper, Savior.




Your White House Media Team:
George Armstrong Custer & Melissa Rose, Co-Secretaries of Media


Alexander_Auctorias, War Correspondent
Azazel Romanov, Senior White House Correspondent
Scott Coyle Jr, Graphics Artist
Cerb, eNPR Director & Host
Catsch73, Pony Express Editor



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