[USAF]A little bit of bragging rights

Day 1,347, 18:43 Published in USA USA by Cromstar


Hello there America,

It’s just me, your friendly United States Armed Forces media guy.

A lot of people have asked over the months what the USAF does. What do we accomplish? Why should people care about us?

It’s very hard to answer that question sometimes. I could point out that we help fight the invasion. I could say we move around fighting for our allies whenever they need help. We’re a lot like Obi-Wan Kenobi that way.

Or, perhaps, just perhaps, I could find some evidence that the USAF is as kickass as we tell everyone.

But where could I find such proof? Where in this game’s coding would such evidence reside?


Right about here, actually

Forgive me while I preen just a little, little bit. You see that listing? That’s the top 5 Military Units in the United States, according to that lovely new ranking system the admins have given us.

The USAF holds 3 of those Top 5 spots. Three. THREE.

The newly-formed Army MU managed to move up to the 3rd spot within 2 days of its creation. The Ultramarines, who recently joined the USAF as a seperate branch, have managed to snag number 4, and, to top it all off, America’s Top Hitters in the nation-- the Special Forces-- proved they are the Top Hitters by taking the Number One spot, over Seal Team 6.

It’s kind of impressive. And don’t worry, America, we’re not slacking off.

Recently, we helped give the Serbs a friendly finger (hint: its the one smack dab in the middle of your hand) when EDEN/TERRA opened up a whopping 11 Resistance Wars across their empire and managed to deal them some significant blows, especially in Russia. Now everything Serbia wanted to gain by invading the USA is worthless. No RMs for you, Serbia.

Feel the burn? It’s probably an STD. You should see a doctor.

Seriously.

To all the doubters out there, the USAF has withstood your scrutiny and passed with flying colors.

Now then, sign up and join the Red, White, and Blue as we take ass-kicking to the next level.

Join the Army, kill Serbs!

BRB, gotta kick ass.
Cromstar
Bureau of Public Relations