[UKRP] Our Congress is Best Congress

Day 2,622, 09:26 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Fataliix

Hello \o/
Just wanted to let you all know that UKRP are fielding the finest Congress list in the UK yet again. In the face of what will be a tumultuous month with the coming Resource Wars event, I'm proud to say that UKRP will continue to provide some much needed experience in the next month.


Cast your eyes upon our glorious list

WookieO
Wook himself. Former multiple time CP, PP, teepee. He's done everything you can think of, and some things that you can't as well. This month Wook will use his position in Congress as a coping mechanism until he can get his todger enlarged. Good luck, buddy!


iAdrastos
When he's not providing a space for Mongress to baw, Adrastos spends his time practising the fine eUK tradition of title whoring and fighting hard alongside the truest of patriots. Adrastos will bring entertainment and more beer pong than any of us actually want.


Massacar
This guy greets me at the beginning of almost every damn article he writes and then cashes in all that good will when Congress rolls around. Cheeky bugger. Massa is one of the finest players the UK has and he doesn't get enough credit. He also identifies with Gimli more so than Legolas, so there's that.


BrickTamland
Did I get that avatar from Brick's profile? My profile? Frag's? Who knows. I don't need to list Brick's accomplishments since he brags about them anyway. He's been around forever, and more importantly, he's DC. You know he's got this in the bag.
He also has ambitions of being an overlord and I need him to do it in Congress so he doesn't challenge me in UKRP.


CptChazbeard
Former President and occasional dirty Canuck, if you don't know Chaz this is probably the first article you've ever read. His presentation is utterly fantastic and we need to keep him active in hopes he'll revive the Muck Raker. Also gives massages.


RealAleTime
That damn avatar... RealAleTime has long been my partner-in-crime in UK battles. He's a patriot and a member of the Dental Corps (mutually inclusive ain't it?) and promises to say at least one "inciteful" thing in Congress each day.


gali2332
Despite starting in 2013, Gali is actually a fairly new player due to fleeing the game and only returning during an existential crisis that continues to this day. He's a great dude that knows what he's doing, just don't ask him where he got his username from.

The rest of 'em

Handsome bunch...


UKRP has been hovering around six seats for a while now, but I'm hoping we can at least nab a 7th this month. An 8th would be nice too (Vive la Rob) but it's hard to gauge the chances of that.
Do the country a favour, look at the list of each party and vote based on who they're running, not the party name. I'm confident you'll find that we have the finest candidates.



Fataliix,
The Guy You Saw in That Dream the Other Night